Going to Las Vegas to Fetch Granny Howell

Tomorrow we're off to Las Vegas
On an errand of love
To pick-up Granny Howell
My loving mother-in-law
A person I consider a pal

And once she gets here
We'll have some nice chats
Work on some puzzles
Play some card games
Granny Howell is one really cool cat!

And with each day
We'll have lots of fun
Hoping her visit she'll enjoy
It is all really quite selfish
Because we want her to stay

So our errand of love
Really blesses us
Because we love her so
And having her with us
Is really no fuss

So off to Las Vegas
That's where we're going
To fetch dear Granny Howell
Our love for her will be showing
And we can hardly wait until tomorrow!