I'm Sorry that i Embarrass You

 I am sorry that I embarrass you

I so want to ne your man

The man in your life

The man of your dreams

The man you want to be with

The man who makes you happy

And the man who makes you smile

But instead you have me

A fat, balding old man

A man who speaks without thinking

A man who cries at the drop of the hat

Be it happy or sad

And these are the things at the icebergs tip

That I'm sure embarrass you

And I'm sorry . . .