An Ode to the Power of Bean Soup

Lunch today was really great
Home made bean soup
It was a really yummy meal
But here is the deal
Your bean soup gives me gas
Which means farts
Shooting out like poison darts
A deadly meal it was
So don't make me laugh or sneeze
The farts make me wheeze
Both loud and smelly
Enough to bring you to your knees
And so very strong
Enough  to float the sheets
Plus many other not so amazing feats
But still a really great meal
But not a prelude to romance
Ooops, here one goes
Now I've got to change my pants