Feeling Like a Toad

I'm feeling like a Toad tonight
And it feels just about right
It is time to grab my honey
Then hold her close and tight
And its not a typical Toad
Certainly not frog-like slimy
Its more like the desert type
Not so smooth, more horny
But hopefully not corny
Just a typical type Toad
One that in the mating mode
That's what I feel like tonight