A Long Time Ago When I Was A Kid

When I was a kid
A long time ago
I had growing pains
And now I am old
My youth long gone
But now have groin pains
Which causes more pain
Mainly in my bank account
Which is truly painful
Although it doesn't amount
To very much at all
The amount, that is
Although the pain does
Amount to something
But has nothing to do
With me or anything else
Growing that is
And for sure there isn't much
In terms of growing anymore
Especially in my groin area
Around my waist, yes,
Around my groin area, no
It would be so nice
But to proceed any further
Might not be so nice
If I continue this talk
Of growing, groins and pain
Which is beginning to sound
Quite pitiful and lame
So no more nostalgic talk
About groins and growing and such
And seek something less nostalgic
From the more resent past
Or something else
From a long time ago
When I was a Kid