The Real Joke - Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi or Coke?
One is the Real Thing
But they both are kind of phony
When you consider their ingredients
High Fructose Corn Syrup?
Are they kidding?
No real sugar?
Now that's a real buggar
Or is it a real booger?
Either way they have sold out
With neither really being real
Which leaves us withe the question
Which is really a joke
Pepsi or Coke?